i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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