he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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