I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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