She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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