Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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