I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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