i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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