that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He better not be in your backpack
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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