What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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