Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Hippo gnu deer
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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