Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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