There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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