How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hippo gnu deer
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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