We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm lost and stupid without you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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