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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(970): View more from Colorado

And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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(516): View more from New York

The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today

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(937): View more from Ohio

No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

(502): View more from Kentucky

And if not?

(937): View more from Ohio

...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.

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(253): View more from Washington

So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.

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