PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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