I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just high enough for therapy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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