I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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