I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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