This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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