Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
my liver is dry heaving
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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