i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do vagina's smell?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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