I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
