where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You're completely useless in the revolution.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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