Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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