But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Randomize
