porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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