As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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