There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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