Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
if i can run in heels then i can drive
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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