so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
