Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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