You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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