I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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