Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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