im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am midnight drunk by noon
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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