sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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