Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is Oprah even human
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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