is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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