So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
How does it feel to date your dad?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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