I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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