Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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