i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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