she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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