Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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