I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I love you. Go after that dick
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
