I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I want her autograph on my taint
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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