She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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