: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she looked like the before picture.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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