I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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