Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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