Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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