does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I will be naked everywhere
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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