she was so not down for the gang bang
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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