i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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