Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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